Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Sloths

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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