- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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