- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the old man say? Im old

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I love pissing people off :P

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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