Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Penis chickens

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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