- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

One time at band camp.............that's it........

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