- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

I'm homeless.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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