What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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