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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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