- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??