What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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