- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's 2+2? Fish

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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