- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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