- Anti Joke

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Actually it was me Josh brown

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

joke under this line wins _________________________

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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