Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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