One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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