Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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