- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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