- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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