What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Hello penis

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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