- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock Knock? Come in.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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