- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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