why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What is funnier then 25 9/11

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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