- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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