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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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