- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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