Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Tunechi

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

it was all Tagart

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

boobs!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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