A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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