Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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