- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock go away

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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