How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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