what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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