- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

the economy.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

The cream, it is coming

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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