Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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hi mom

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Anti Joke

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