- Anti Joke

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Your mom is so nice.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.