What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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