- Anti Joke

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...the other white meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA