- Anti Joke

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats green and lives in the water

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.