Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Anti Joke

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