- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Black people having a Job.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what do you call a black chef glendon

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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