- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

pudding

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.