- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Click here for free sandwich.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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