- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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