- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A man walked into a bar owch

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

hey hey apple

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Whats green? The color green.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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