Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's one plus one? two.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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