Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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