- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cream, it is coming

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

knock knock come in

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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