What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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