- Anti Joke

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Tony Romo

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!