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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

guess what? bannanas

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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