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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A guy walks into a bar

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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