How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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