Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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