- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

The WNBA

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Caolan and Eamon

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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