Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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