Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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