- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Vagina Boob

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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