- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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