- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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