- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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