what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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