- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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