- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

knock,knock you suck

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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