- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Nickelback.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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