What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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