- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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