What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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