And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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