Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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