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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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