Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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