- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

The chickens have become self-aware!

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