- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!