- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

whats black? the colour

knock knock... ...no answer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Indians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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