Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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