How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

you will like this because i am black.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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