How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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