Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sarah Palin.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your mother just died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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