Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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