- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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