- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

The Colts this year.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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