Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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