- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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