orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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