- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Women's Rights Movement

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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