Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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