- Anti Joke

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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