A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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