- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How old are you? 7

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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