- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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