do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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