So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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