How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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