- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Asian women drivers...

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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