- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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