- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

kennah campion when she talks

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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