Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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child labor

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Asian women drivers...

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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