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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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