EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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how do you win a game try your best

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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I love alchohol!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Anti Joke

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