Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Guest what in the butt

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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