Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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