- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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