Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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