- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Jordan is pregant

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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