Take part of what?

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Beka has AIDS

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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