A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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12/23/2012

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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