- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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