Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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