- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What would u like to drink?

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A American seeking into mexico

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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