- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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