Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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