- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

where do some birds live in? Earth

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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