- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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