- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house