Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

matt is fat

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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