- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

it was all Tagart

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Women's Rights Movement

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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