- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Obama = ebola

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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