Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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