Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How about that airline food?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock... ...no answer

whats black? the colour

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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