A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the man die? He was old.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

This is not a joke.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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