A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Guest what in the butt

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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