- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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