- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What are annoying? Ads.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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