- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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