What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call an arab ?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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