Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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TELL

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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haha

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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