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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

women's rights

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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