So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

call me maybe.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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