- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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