- Anti Joke

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Nice belt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.