- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Shltskc gw? G

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

No soup for you!

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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