- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Detroit has a low crime rate

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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