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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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