2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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