What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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