- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

i just wrote this so hard

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Mooses

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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