Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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