Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Please ignore this statement.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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