- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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