- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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