- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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