- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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