- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Wolfjob.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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