- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

im telling maguire

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's your guys names?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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