- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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