- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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