- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

it's funny because it's funny

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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