What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Pickles are moist.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Anti Joke

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