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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What is older than history?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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