- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I was watching Fox news.

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