- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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