- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

if got a joke if fogot it

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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