- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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