- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

I'm tired.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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