- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

If life gives you lemonade.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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