- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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