What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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