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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What would u like to drink?

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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