- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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