Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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