Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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