Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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