- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

autistic kids rock

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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