- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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