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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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