- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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